sometimes i wish i cared more about things. life would potentially be where it should be if i did. but i don't. i'm a run-away-er and an ignorer of problems. my 'too hard' box is constantly overflowing (about the only time a girl needs a bigger box...ba dum dum daa).
for example, i start my first nursing placement tomorrow, so technically i should be excited, nervous, keen to learn and experience nursing blah blah blah. but i am not. all i care about right now is simon cowells eyelashes.
they are stunning.
the gloriousness is at 4.57
i have long eyelashes, so technically they should be a feature on an otherwise unimpressive chipmunk face. but i struggle daily with annoying people. i get incredibly frustrated with said humans, to the point of having to rub/hide my eyes and pretend they are not there. hence, my mascara spends most of its life on my upper cheekbones.
Simon, i would have thought, would have the same problem. not all of the 'talent' on the talent shows he seems to shit out actually have talent. but his eyes remain stunning. glorious. if i cried over such things, his lashes would bring me to tears.
someone offer him a revlon contract stat.
maybe you should get hold of old cowelly and find out what brand he uses...i would say he was a bloke and proberbly didn't wear such things...but this is a man that wears t-shirts that outline his nipples.
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