precious put me in a surprisingly good mood. so good i proceeded to dance around my room to a 'mashup' of stop in the name of love and free your mind
damn glee shits
i think that is a fair representation of how drunk i was. but not so drunk that i neglected my dental hygiene. and boyo am i glad i didn't. when brushing teeth, check the colour of the bristles of the brush. esp after 'brushing the tounge' (which i wish was a euphemism, but sadly, is not). using the colour chart below, i believe you can gauge your levels of red wine intake:
[the following has not been scientifically tested, but i am fairly confident it will stand up to vigorous testing, of which i am volunteering myself for]
barely recognisable as purple - not enough red wine.
purple hue - you could probably drink more.
light purple - at this point you also need to consider the colour of your front teeth. i have fairly prominent front teeth (they are in a big teeth brigade that is fighting crime worldwide) and if they are anything darker than light purple you need to be adding some lemonade to the glass of wine you just poured to lighten the colour.
purple - how far through the second bottle are you? is there a third? how many people are you drinking with? is it a tuesday night? these are questions one needs to be asking themselves once the tongue has reached full-blown purple.
dark purple - too much red wine. too much red wine.
black - if you're not drinking in hell with hemingway and the lizard king, you soon will be.
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